stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back
iOS 8 is out now yassss
Updating as we speak!
spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
"I PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL" I yell as I surf down the church steps on your grandma’s casket
ok but consider this
1. stop startin shit w ppl on tumblr for no reason
2. wash your ass
3. get a plant
4. listen to smooth jazz
6. keep chillin
7. dont ever stop chillin
When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.
so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”
just. imagine a planet called George
mercury venus earth jupiter saturn GEORGE
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Where do you work at now?
In oakland (sometimes)