Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.
if i see one more of those posts that’s like “hold my fucking hand you stupid idiot bitch” with like 200,000 notes i’m deleting this website. that shit isn’t cute or romantic and if anyone spoke to me that way in real life i would punch them in the throat and drive myself home in their car. have higher standards please
- Person: I have an idea
- Me: So did Hitler
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
my sexual orientation is girls who look like they could beat me up and boys who look like they wouldn’t stand a chance
I CANT BELIEVE EVERY MEMBER OF ONE DIRECTION WAS BORN TODAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I want my tattoo already.
I also want to start my new job already.
i ride hard for women w/ belly fat wearing crop tops and not giving a fuck
we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect