solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

seedy:

you know those friends who try to one-up you on everything you say… chill…. all i said was it’s my dad’s birthday…. no need to tell me about that time your dad took you to the bahamas to swim with dolphins while you jet-skied into the sunset

russianlips:

lmao at pussy bitches getting upset because they’re liars n people r starting to find out

I suck at texting unless:
  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

(Source: ahtnamasyay)

swolizard:

sometimes you’ve gotta compliment yourself and just be your own hype squad

elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

Don’t ever feel bad for making a decision that upsets other people. You are not responsible for their happiness. You are responsible for your happiness.
Isaiah Henkel  (via youre-in-my-veins-you-fuk)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

ammit420:

whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this

perspectave:

i can’t wait until i’m older and have a serious relationship like think of how much fun that would be every single night would be like a sleepover with your best friend and you could make pancakes at 3 in the morning and uncontrollably snuggle when you’re bored  

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(Source: clownsmakemesmile)

trashnojutsu:

i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami

(Source: acekarkat)