"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me
you know those friends who try to one-up you on everything you say… chill…. all i said was it’s my dad’s birthday…. no need to tell me about that time your dad took you to the bahamas to swim with dolphins while you jet-skied into the sunset
lmao at pussy bitches getting upset because they’re liars n people r starting to find out
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
sometimes you’ve gotta compliment yourself and just be your own hype squad
If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’.
Isaiah Henkel (via youre-in-my-veins-you-fuk)
whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this
i can’t wait until i’m older and have a serious relationship like think of how much fun that would be every single night would be like a sleepover with your best friend and you could make pancakes at 3 in the morning and uncontrollably snuggle when you’re bored