*on a date*
so haha tell me more about your dog
i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair
do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you
What do you look for in a man?
The most important of all, he’s gotta be interesting.
"in case of fire use stairs" that’s ridiculous. how the FUCK am i supposed to put this fire out with these stairs
not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole
wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole
cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole
Ned Vizzini (via dingyfeathers)
Things I Need
- good skin
- a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty
Kristin Hannah, Distant Shores (via ohteenscanrelate)
No sugardaddies. No sugar mamas. No sugarbabies. Full socialism in romantic relationships. There are only sugarcomrades.